meridelclarke:

Rules: Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story. 

1. Historical AU 
   
2. Royal AU 
3. Modern AU 
4. Coffee Shop AU 
5. Bar/Restaurant AU 
6. Bookshop AU 
7. Florist AU  
8. Hospital AU 
9. Dance AU 
10. Airport/Travel AU 
11. Neighbour AU 
12. Roommate AU 
13. Detective AU 
14. Bodyguard AU 
15. Criminal AU 
16. Prison AU 
17. War AU 
18. Circus AU 
19. Summer Camp AU 
20. Teacher AU 
21. Dystopian AU 
22. Space AU 
23. Performer AU 
24. Soulmate AU 
25. Fairy Tale AU 
26. Massage Fic  
27. Sick/Injured Fic 
28. Proposal Fic  
29. Wedding Fic  
30. Holiday Fic  
31. Birthday Fic 
32. Pregnancy Fic  
33. Baby Fic 
34. Vacation Fic  
35. Bathtub Fic 
36. Text/Letter Fic 
37. Coming Out Fic   
38. Grief Fic  
39. Survival/Wilderness Fic  
40. Almost Kiss 
41. First Kiss 
42. The Big Damn Kiss 
43. Dance of Romance  
44. Flowers of Romance 
45. Chocolate of Romance  
46. Blind Date  
47. Not a Date  
48. Fake Dating 
49. Fake Married 
50. Arranged Marriage  
51. Accidentally Married 
52. Marriage of Convenience 
53. Mutual Pining 
54. Secret Relationship  
55. Established Relationship 
56. Awful First Meeting 
57. Forgotten First Meeting  
58. Accidental Eavesdropping  
59. Interrupted Declaration of Love 
60. Poorly Timed Confession 
61. Love Confession 
62. Love Confessor (Character A confessing their love for Character B to Character C)  
63. Everybody Knows/Mistaken for Couple 
64. Star Crossed Lovers  
65. It’s Not You, It’s Me 
66. It’s Not You, It’s My Enemies  
67. Character in Peril 
68. Heroic Sacrifice 
69. Flirting Under Fire 
70. Locked in a Room 
71. Twenty-Four Hours to Live  
72. Stranded on A Desert Island 
73. Stranded Due to Inclement Weather 
74. Huddling for Warmth 
75. Bed Sharing  
76. Did They or Didn’t They? 
77. In Vino Veritas  
78. Above the Influence  
79. Anger Born of Worry  
80. Green-Eyed Epiphany  
81. The Missus and the Ex 
82. Second Love  
83. Intimate Artistry  
84. Married to the Job  
85. Innocent Physical Contact 
86. I Didn’t Mean to Turn You On 
87. Aroused By Her Voice  
88. Erotic Dreams 
89. First Time 
90. Unexpected Virgin 
91. PWP 
92. Kink 
93. Makeovers 
94. Hair Brushing/Braiding 
95. Sleep Intimacy 
96. Scars  
97. Time Travel  
98. Curses 
99. Magical Accidents 
100. Accidentally Saving the Day   

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nabiyahbae:

The first verse of the Fates in Doubt Comes. Lyrics for the New York Workshop:

Doubt comes in and strips the paint. Doubt comes in and turns the wine.
Doubt comes in and leaves a trace of vinegar and turpentine. 

the Edmonton production:

Doubt comes in, the wind is changing. Doubt comes in, here comes the storm. Doubt comes in and back the same way that took her from you before.

and the production in London:

Doubt comes in, the wind is changing. Doubt comes in and call its blow. Doubt comes in and it leaves a stranger walking on a road alone.

In order:

Jessie Shelton, Lulu Fall, Shaina Taub (New York Workshop 2016)  

Jessie Shelton, Lulu Fall, Erica Sweany (New York Workshop 2016)

Evangelia Kambites, Kira Guolien, Jewelle Blackman (Edmonton 2017)

Carly Mercedes Dyer, Rosie Fletcher, Gloria Onitiri (West End 2018)

punishandenslavesuckers:

Probably more common than you think is the trope of dragons just shapeshifting into a regular dude or whatever and spending time chilling in their favorite village and everyone is like “Oh yeah, that’s Dragon Dan. He’s nice. He collects bottle caps and gives us good harvests as long as we let him nap under the blacksmith’s shop every 100 years or so. It’s nice and warm.” 

Then there’s always some unfortunate asshole who tries to give that town trouble while Dragon Dan isn’t having a 100 year cat nap or whatever and then Dragon Dan does that Superman chest-flick move and launches them three miles into the surrounding forest. 

Anyway, dragons have favorite cities and sometimes it’s a shitty hamlet in the middle of no where and you never know so like towns regularly claim like “oooh don’t fuck with this town. We have a grumpy dragon that really likes our taco stand. You better not fuck with it. It’s their favorite taco stand and they’ll swear a blood oath against you if you fuck with it.” 

mababwionarts:

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a-pocket-full-of-daisies:

Caduceus: Refers to his god as “Mother,” she talks in gentle guiding tones

Jester: Her diety was her childhood best friend, he praises her for her practical jokes

Fjord’s patron: W͈̦̰̳͍̬͊̀̊̍̚͢͡A̶̢̭͚̦̤̩̼̽̇͌͛̐̚͢͜Ţ̷̢̯̘̪͙̂̅͛̄̊̋̔̉́̕ͅC͓͈̞̰̹͔̜̋̅̌̈́́̇͡H̡͉̗̹͖̑̓͐̏̌̅͘͠͠I̸̬̬̰̣̗̯̓͋̃̓͡Ñ̻̳̹̬̓̿͐͜͞G̴̭̯̙̽̀̽̚͢͟͠

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bunjywunjy:

shieldposts:

penny-anna:

rubyleaf:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something

important follow up Qs:

1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames

2) does he do it to non hobbits

Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN

Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble

May I also bring up the scene in The Two Towers where Legolas sees eyes in the woods and starts riding back, and Gandalf calls him back with a “STAY, LEGOLAS GREENLEAF!”

He really does it to non-hobbits too. He’s canonically done it to an elf.

I completely forgot that & thank you for confirming it’s canon

The more ‘son of’s he adds, the angrier he is

“LEGOLAS GREENLEAF, YOU SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND LEAVE THOSE TREES ALONE OR SO HELP ME”

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swallowtailed:

spicybruha:

the angel of brahma & the soul of the people

[id: a digital painting of Juno Steel and Peter Nureyev, captioned THE ANGEL & THE SOUL. Peter has angel wings and a halo, and he stands above Juno with his arms around him. Juno is seated, leaning against Peter, with violet dreadlocks and an eyepatch full of stars. /end id]

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dpamln:

aw so lovely

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lesbianfemmefatale:

Ok normally I hate the edgy “what if everyone in this children’s show was actually DEAD and in the AFTERLIFE” type thing but. Total drama island is DEFINITELY set in Hell

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positive-memes:

Wholesomella

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scruffylookingpiratecaptain:

Firefly according to the Guide to Troubled Birds

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entropytea:

what the…

A jouch?

Or, if you prefer - a jofa?

Oh good there’s matching chairs. 

Jairs.

What the-

WHY?!

broadlybrazen:

shadesoforlando:

now-exiting-fuckability:

whyyoustabbedme:

why in the world are we still asking this question in 2019?

Trump: says and does racist things.

People: call Trump racist.

Journalists and politicians:

Ok but like

There’s no benefit in her going on live television and saying Trump is a racist without elaborating on the subject

What he’s asking is a leading question and sure, taking his ‘how can you say that’ out of context works well to make him seem like he supports Trump but that’s not how it was said in the interview. How it was said was to get her to continue to talk about why Trump is a racist

Don’t believe me? Skip ahead in this video to 0:15 seconds and listen to the entire thing in context.

She then goes on to ELABORATE on how he uses dogwhistles and his reaction to Charlottesville (by calling Nazi’s fine people) so people who tune in to the interview can draw connections to what she’s saying as opposed to just reacting, like op did, to the exact words that are said.

I think too many people on here fail to realize that news, real news, isn’t done by just saying shit. You have to be able to back it up and in order to do so, you need to be able to spell something out for people who don’t get it. And someone who already has been criticized by people for her views (including by people on here, bizarrely, because they keep things she’s said out of context) need to be able to get all the information out there.

#literally nobody sharing the original post watched the interview nor do they ever watch news in general #and none of them understand what a leading question is #and like I get that people who stan AOC are trying to make her look like a maverick truth teller against a corrupt media #but that’s incredibly stupid considering that Anderson Cooper was giving her an opportunity to say all of this

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lemoncreamsicle:

who will you choose?

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I’m turning these designs into stickers & lanyards ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

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alien-witchling:

prettyarbitrary:

servicek9s:

thatincompetentperson:

starspangledscarf:

fooshfoosh:

janedoodles:

gilboron:

Story idea when you try to actually write it:

Story idea when you first rewrite it:

Getting closer to what you saw in your head, eh? Keep at it!

Your story when somebody else sees it:

hhhhhHHHHHHH

(⚪д⚪)

This is a lovely post. It goes to show that when we percieve our own work, most of us have some type of insecurities about our own talents. 

Also possibly relevant is that probably when Van Gogh finished Starry Night, he jumped up and down in frustration for a while because it didn’t look as good as it had in his head.

Tolkien used to complain that he could never write anything as well as he could imagine it.  So you know, ‘good enough’ is definitely a thing.

Aim for “Finished, Not Perfect” because with above logic, it’ll seem perfect to everyone else

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