"Many of my movies have strong female leads - brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a savior. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man." - Hayao Miyazaki
no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”
bill winks across the table at harry
"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."
"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
“their cocks nestled together”
“nuzzled his cock”
“his cock bobbed up and down”
why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies
This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.
HOLY SHIT I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD MY TAMOPN CAME OUT
Character designs from Tangled (by Glen Keane and Jin Kim)
Sirius totally knowing Remus’ middle name is John but whenever he breaks out the full name he’ll throw in ridiculous middle names like
"Of COURSE he got a perfect score on the Charms exam, HE’S REMUS THADDEUS LUPIN"
"REMUS MICHELANGELO LUPIN, I AM SURPRISED AT YOU"
“Fuck, Remus Elizabeth Lupin—”
Me watching a movie:
this would be better if it had less heterosexuals
So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
My dad’s GPS
EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST
holy fucking perfect!
I lost it at bubbles
YOU DESERVE A MEDDLE FOR BUBBLES
this is canon ok? this was in fury’s files. how does fury know this, why was it in fury’s files? idk all i know is that im gonna explode from cuteness overload
Clint Barton doesn’t show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks. Clint Barton shows up an hour late with cheap pizza, a broken nose, and a stray dog.